Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

 

One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'